We’re a loosely knit group of kayakers who paddle San Francisco Bay every Thursday night. Most of us in our 50s, 60s, and 70s, we’ve been at it since 2000. Launching in the early evening, we paddle to a deserted beach for dinner, returning in the dark. These tall tales—written to entertain rather than to instruct —and their accompanying comiX chronicle what we’re up to. New tales each week. The most recent five tales below.